英语剧本6人版短剧1
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’smother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’smother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’mastrongtiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeiswusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’mnotafraidofyou!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then,i’mafraidofwhom!mywifelunchiisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.allthisidonotcare.ionlywantshetobetenderthanme.butsheisnot!havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
mygod!whocanhelpme?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作偷听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):ican!
(对门内)lunch!lunch!whereareyou?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’mhere!what’sup，mum?
jm:ihavetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmotherinlaw”.
l:ok.mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
jm:sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:neverinterruptme!
l:neverinterruptme!sinceimarriedyourson,thatterriblejohnny,ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
jm:butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)goandaskyourson.i’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum,i’mback!
lm:youareback?why?whathappened?
l:iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see!ihavealreadytoldyou!whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterriblejohnny,itoldyouthatheisuglytupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.lookatyourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:neverinterruptme!
l:mum,i’mnotinterruptingyou.ijustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightok?and
i’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
lm(大喜):nicegirl!justnow,imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.hesaid:“ifyourdaughter
haven’tbeenmarried,ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”nowyouarefreeagain,i’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
l(惊愕):what?themayor’sson?themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)whatasillythingihavedone!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch!lunch!wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)heretheyare!(闻一下)er!howsmelly!theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)lunchhasgone!ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’msohungry!butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)thisiswhatlunchalwayswears!imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!now
shehasgone.ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
jm(上):where’smybreakfast?where’slunch?hasn’tshegotupyet?
j:mum,can’tyouremember?lunchhasgone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well,totellyouthetruthjohnny,asonwithoutawifeissuseless.lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
j(立正敬礼):yesmadam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:heyyou!stopandlistentous!
theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:andiplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:giveusallyourmoney!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:whatbadluck!thisguyisbroken!
b:ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenotthingtoeattonight!
c:iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarrymissliulanzhinextmonth.wecangoand
robthewedding!
a&b:goodidea!
j(惊讶):what?what?lunchisgoingtogetmarried?it’simpossible!
ab&c:why?aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
j:butlunchismywife!wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)i’vegotanidea!youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?i’llgo
withyou.youtakethemoneyanditakethebride.
b:haveyougotanyexperience?
j:no.buti’vegotthis!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:heyyou!stopandlistentous!
a:theroadisbuiltbyme!
b:andiplantedonetree.
c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
j:giveusallyourmoney!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey,howareyou?
l(哭状):ihurtalot!
j:don’tcrybaby.i’llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)
l(起身去追):waitforme!(跑下)
英语剧本6人版短剧2
一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。
Cast
ErinChang:Robber
DebbyTsai:Policeofficer
SerrinLee:Betelnutgirl
AlecZhao:Ghoststudent
LeoLee:Taxidriver
Yi-lingChen:Pregnantwoman
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Summary
Thisstorytalksaboutapoortaxidriver,Tommy,whomeetsmanystrangethingsinoneday.First,hecarriesaBetelNutGirlwhowantstoharasshim.Second,apregnantwomanmakeshimfeelnervous.Third,hecarriesarobberandmeetsapoliceofficerwhoonlymanagestraffic.Atlast,hecarriesaghoststudent.
Tommy:Hello,mynameisTommy.Servingyouismyhonor.Wherewouldyouliketogo?
Betelnutgirl:Hi!Tommy.I’mgoingtoChong-ShanNorthRoad,please.
Tommy:Ok,Chong-ShanNorthRoad,noproblem.Um?Irememberthere’sonlyaChong-ShanEastRoad.Miss,areyousureyou’regoingtoChong-ShanNorthRoad?
Betelnutgirl:Um,I’mnotsure.Youjustdrive.MaybeIwillrememberwhereitislater.
Betelnutgirl:Howoldareyou?Areyoumarried?You’reprobablynotmarriedsinceyou’resoyoung.Doyouhaveagirlfriend?
Tommy:Um…miss,wearealmostatChong-ShanEastRoad.Doyouwanttohavealook?
Betelnutgirl:Oh!Nothere.Bytheway,don’tyoufeeltiredafterdrivingalldaylong?MaybeIcanhelpyourelax.
Tommy:What…whatdoyouwanttodo?TakeyourhandsoffmeorI’llscream!
Betelnutgirl:Ididnothing!Youjustmissedanicechance.Stopthecar,Iwanttogetoff.
Tommy:(Relived)Great!Thetotalis155dollars,Thankyou.
Betelnutgirl:Um!Takeit!
Pregnantwoman:Hey!Taxi!
Pregnantwoman:Thanks.Youarerealaverykindman.
Tommy:Whereareyougoing?
Pregnantwoman:Hospital,please.
Tommy:You’regoingtotheprenatalcheckup,right?Itmustbeverytiringcarryingababy.
Pregnantwoman:Yeah.It’salmostninemonths.
Tommy:Woo.Congratulations.
Pregnantwoman:Thankyou.
Pregnantwoman:(screaming)
Tommy:Areyouok?
Pregnantwoman:(screaming)
Tommy:Isittimenow?Areyougoingtodeliveryourbabynow?IwilldriveasfastasIcan.Staydown.
Pregnantwoman:(screaming)
Tommy:We’realmostthere.
Pregnantwoman:(screaming)
Tommy:Hereweare.
Pregnantwoman:Areweatthehospital?Well,howmuchisit?
Tommy:Aren’tyougoingintolabor?
Pregnantwoman:Me?Areyoukidding?It’sstillalongtimebeforetheexpecteddateofchildbirth.
Tommy:What?Well,whatwereyoujustdoing?
Pregnantwoman:Oh,Iwasjustpracticing!Thisismyfirsttimetohaveababy,youknow.Practicemakesperfect!Ineedtobereadysoitwillgosmoothly.
Tommy:Practice!Allright…well,thetotalisonehundredtwentydollars.
Tommy:Thiswomanwassostrange!Ithoughtshewasgoingtodeliverthebabyinmycar!
Robber:Getoutofhere,quickly!
Tommy:Astrangepregnantwomanjustgotoffmycarandnowherecomesarobber.
Tommy:Wheredoyouwanttogo?
Robber:Shutup!Justdrive!
Tommy:Hey…Hey.Becareful,there’snoeyeinbullets.
Robber:Shutup!Justdriveyourcar.
Tommy:Ok!Ok!Youaretheboss.
Robber:Hum…yourgoldnecklaceisverygoodlooking.Ifitwereonmyneck,thatwouldbenice.
Tommy:Oh…com…comeon,don’tdothistome.Thisisafakeone.Ijusttrytolooktoughbywearingit.
Robber:STOPnonsense!!Don’ttreatmelikeafool,Iwarnyou!Iwillshootyou!
Tommy:OK!OK!Takeiteasy.Mymouthissealed.
Robber:....Idon’twanttodothis…really…butIhave6brothers,7sistersand8kidstofeed.Ievenhavetosellchewinggums,raisepigs.Theworseofall,myhusbandjustgotoutofthejail…Ireallyhavenochoice.
Tommy:Don’tbesosad….Hereistissue.
Robber:Thankyou.Nowgivemeyourgoldnecklace!Hurryup!Doyouwanttoeatbullets!!
Tommy:But…but…but….
Robber:JusthandittomeorI’llbecomeareallybadguy!!
Tommy:Idon’twanttodieyet.
Thepolice:Beep~Beep~stopthecar.
Tommy:OH!ThankGod!Iamsafenow!Hey,cop,arobberwantstorobmeand….
Policeofficer:Showmeyourlicenseandregistration.
Tommy:But…sir.…Igotarobberinmyback….
Policeofficer:Ionlywatchoutfortraffic!Thepublicsecurityisnotmybusiness.
Tommy:Notyourbusiness?But…
Policeofficer:Here’syourticket.Youwerespeeding.
Tommy:ButIgotarobberinmycar!ShetoldmeifIcouldn’tdrivefastenough,she’dshootme.
Policeofficer:Andwhereistherobber?
Tommy:Justrightover….what!!She’sgone;shewasherejustnow….
Policeofficer:See….yourlieisstupid…Remembertotaketheticket.
Tommy:Sir!Sir!
Tommy:I’msounlucky.Todayisnotmyday!Oh,no!HowdidIcometothismiddle-of-nowhere?Someone’swavingatme.Whowouldtakeataxiinthisstrangeplace?
Tommy:Hello!Servingyouismyhonor.Wheredoyouwanttogo?Ghoststudent:Tomyhome,please.
Tommy:Um…canyousayitmoreclearly?Idon’tknowwhereyourhomeis.
Ghoststudent:Oh,myhomeislocatedonTa-DuMountain.
Tommy:Noproblem.Um…it’sanunusualplacetolive.
Ghoststudent:Yes.It’sveryspecial.Myancestorsalllivedhere.
Tommy:Oh!You’velivedhereforalongtime,right?
Ghoststudent:That’sright.
Tommy:Hereweare,butIdon’tseeanyhousesaround.Bytheway,it’ssodarkhere.
Ghoststudent:Don’tbesosurprised.We’reinthemountain.
Tommy:Areyousureyourhomeishere?
Ghoststudent:Yes.Howmuchisit?
Tommy:Um…Thetotalis100dollars.
Ghoststudent:Ionlyhavea500dollarsbill.
Tommy:That’sOK,Icangiveyouchange.
Ghoststudent:Thereyougo.
Tommy:Um...What’sthis?
Ghoststudent:Money.
Tommy:But...wheredidhego?Oh,no!…Thisis…ghostmoney…(screaming)
英语剧本6人版短剧3
CollegeLife
一个简单的6人剧本，讲述大学生活的。
byBettyLiao
Cast
George
Mancy
Ken
Tida
Annie
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Characterdescriptions:
(G)George-HemajorsinEnvironmentScience.HisroommatesareKenandTida.Theyhaveabadrelationship.Hethinkshappinessismoreimportant.HisgirlfriendisMancy.
(K)Ken-Hefoolsaroundallthetime.Hedoesn’tknowwhatkindoflifehewants.Hehatesstudyinganddoesn’tliketobeblamed.
(T)Tida-Hedoesn’twanttospendtimemakingfriendswithKenandGeorge.Helikestocommunicatewithothersbycomputer.Computerishislife.
(M)Mancy-SheisGeorge’sgirlfriend.Shedoesn’thaveherownideas.ShewantstobewithGeorgeallthetime.Becauseofthereason,sheignoresAnnie’sfeelings.
(A)Annie-SheisMancy’sgoodfriend.ShelikesMancy.SheisveryweirdsoshehatesMancy’sfriends.ShewishesMancyandGeorgetobreakup.Butshedoesn’tlikeherevilthinking.
Plot:
Therearethreeroommateswhohaveabadrelationship,butamotorcycleaccidentchangestheirlives…..
SceneⅠ
(InGirls’Dorm)
M:IliketoeatnoodlesatHung-Linbecauseeverything’ssocheapthere.
A:Iknowyourfavoritefoodisnoodlesbecauseyoucaneatitasmuchasyoucan.Soyourlunchisnoodles,anddinnernoodles,too.Youalwayssay,“Annie,let’sgoeatatHung-Lin.(Theywalkhandinhand.)
M:We’refriends.Ourfriendshipwilllastforever.(Theylookateachother,andcrosstheirfingers.)
OS:Contrarytothegirls,Tida,KenandGeorgehaveabadrelationship.Theydon’tlikeeachother.
SceneⅡ
(Boys’Dorm)
MancyandGeorgegototheroomwithlaughter.
M:What’sthemostimportantthingforyou?
G:Happiness.Ithinkhappinessisthemostimportantthingintheworld.
M:Wow….Ilikeyourpoint.Whenyoulaugh,thewholeworldlaughswithyou.Butwhenyou’resad,you’retheonlyonethat’ssad.
T:Bequiet,OK?Ican’tconcentrateonplayingthecomputergames.Oh!Ilost.
K:It’stoolousyformetofallasleep.
(GeorgeandMancyjustkeeptalking.)
M:George,you’resohumorous.
T:(hitsthedesk)Nomoretalking.
(Atthesametime,Kenrunsoutoftheroombyslammingthedoorloudly.
AnniecallsMancy.)
M:Hello,thisisMancy.
A:Mancy,it’sAnnie.Whereareyou?I’vebeenwaitingforyouforanhour.Whathappened?
M:I’msorry,Annie,Iforgotourappointment.NowI’mwith…George…..
A:It’sokay,butIhopeyoucanspendsometimewithyourfriends.
M:Iknow.Nexttimewe’llgoouttohavefuntogether.
SceneⅢ
(Inclass)
K:Sorry,I’mlate.
(EveryonelaughsatKenbecausehelooksfunny.)
K:Whydidyoulockmeout?Icould’ttakemybookbag,orchange.ItoldyouthatIwasjustgoingtothetoiletforaminute.
G:Oh.It’snotmyfault.Iwentoutfirst,youcanaskTida.
T:Ididn’thearwhatyousaid.Ijustconcentratedonmycomputergames.
K:Comeon!Areyoukidding?I’mnothappyaboutthat.Pleasedon’tdothatagain.
T:Oh…OK.
A:Hey,Mancy.Howwasthemovieyesterday?
M:Hmm…I’dliketoseethemovie,butIhadadate.
A:Whowaswithyou?George?
M:Yes….
A:Mancy,I’msodisappointedthatyoufellinlovewithGeorge,andyouforgotme.Yousaidwewerefriendsforever.But….nowGeorgeisallyourlife.
M:Nomatterwhatyousaid,wearefriendsforever.
A:Idon’tthinkso.
K:Hey,Tida,GeorgeandMancyaregluedtogetherallday.Ithinktheycometoourroomtoooftentobothermedoinghomework.
T:Iagreewithyou.Ican’tplaymycomputergameswell.
(Thebellisringing.Everyoneisoutofclass.)
SceneⅣ
(Ontheroad)
M:Wherearewegoing?
G:We’regoingtoaniceplace.Ihaveabigsurpriseforyou.You’llbeveryinterestedinit.
M:Wow,I’msoexcited.Butyou’reridingtoofast.
G:That’sOK.
Oh,no!(GeorgeandMancyhaveamotorcycleaccident.)
SceneⅤ
(Inthehospital)
M:AreyouOK?
G:Oh…I’mOK.Don’tworry.Howaboutyou?
M:Justalittlehurt.
G:I’msosorry.
M:No,don’tsaythat.
G:Butthesurprise….
M:That’sOK.Wecangotothatspecialplacenexttime.Thedoctorsaidwecanleave.Canyouwalkbyyourself?
G:MaybeIneedawalkingstick.
SceneⅥ
(Intheboys’dorm)
K:Whathappenedtoyou?
G:Ihadamotorcycleaccident.
T:AreyouOK?
G:I’mfine,butithurtsalot..
K:Howdidithappen?
G:WhenIwasmakingaturn,Iwasridingtoofast,soIskidded.
T:Oh.Whydidyouridesofast?
G:BecauseIlikethefeelingofridingmotorcyclesfast.That’ssoexciting!
K:Butit’sdangerous.Youmightgetkilled.
T:Yeah,Ken’sright.Safetyistheonlywaytogohome.
G:Well,I’llbemorecarefulinthefuture.Thanksforyouradvice.
T:You’rehurt.Howareyougoingtoclasslater?
K:Wecanhelphimgotoclass.本文转自
T:That’sagoodidea.
G:Ireallyappreciateyourhelp.Inthepastwehadabadrelationship,butnowwe’regoodfriends.
K:Yeah,Ishouldfindsomethingmeaningfultodo,andmakemylifehappylikeyours.
T:IthinkthatIshouldopenmymind,thenlifewillbehappierthanbefore.
SceneⅦ
(Inthegirls’dorm)
A:Oh,my…AreyouOK?
M:Ifeeljustalittlepainful.
A:CanyouforgivemethatImisunderstoodyou?
M:I'vealreadyforgivenyou.Anyway,we’rebestfriends.
A:Thanks,I’lltreatyoutodinner….
M:Really?Wherewillwego?
A:Hung-Lin,ofcourse.
M:Oh,no!
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